REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BH RANKED IN TERMS OF HOW MANY LEMON TREES I THINK THEY HAVE
- •Yolanda 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋⚡️Yolanda's lemon grove is basically a supporting character on this show, like Lisa's tea service or the waterfalls of tears these women shed when all of their daughters leave home (/them) for college. She is ALWAYS avec citron. She holds court amongst the trees like a woodland princess. And her life is structured by master cleanses!!!
- •Lisa 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋Really all you see in the exterior shots of her house is pink rose bushes and patio chandeliers and the infinity pool and the swan pond in the entryway but you just know a girl with swans at her residence is going to have some serious backyard produce moves
- •Kyle 🍋🍋🍋🍋Kyle lives in Bel Air which is where I grew up and we had lemon trees so I am making some LEAPS here. She's got a nice backyard with a pool and basketball court so I HOPE she had the good sense to put some citrus out there
- •Eileen 🍋🍋🍋🍋Malibu, maxi dresses, probably good access to some meyers too
- •Lisa 🍋🍋🍋She wants people to like her (and I do) and what's more likable than someone who can make you fresh lemonade at the drop of a lemon
- •Kim 🍋Maybe like, one tree. I hope she does at least
- •Brandi 🚫Just no. My personal feelings aside, this girl is already too zesty! Lemon trees would be dangerous.