REAL HOUSEWIVES TAGLINES I'M WORKSHOPPING

  1. My Bentley may have been impounded, but my Uber is arriving now
  2. Well-behaved women seldom make history and I ain't afraid to cut a bitch
  3. No soup for you [winks]
  4. I'm an INFJ which means I'll probably last one season on this show
  5. Is this what the people of Bel-Air live like? Hmmm this might be alright
  6. I read the paper
  7. "Cash and Carey [sic]" is not just the policy FDR instituted at the start of World War II to aid Allied powers while maintaining the appearance of neutrality. It's the phrase I live by!