SIMILARITIES BETWEEN MY DOG & ME

  1. Natural blondes
  2. Nervous around tall men
  3. Like a good cold cut
  4. Wonky smiles
  5. Don't think drinking pool water will kill you
  6. Driven by need to mark our territory
  7. Scrappy yet lazy
  8. Go out into the grass to eat our cookies
  9. Thirsty bitches