Let her email invite marinate for a full year before I accepted! I loved her but this feels weird
  1. EQ
    Not IQ
  2. Proficient in SSRIs
  3. Grassroots Organizing
    Organizes roots of grass while curled in fetal position on terrain somewhere
  4. Strategy
    In a Lady Macbeth way. Stay back.
  5. Spite
  6. Inquisitive mind
    "She keeps telling me she's a Scorpio and that it makes her a good investigator"
  7. Attention to detail
    Like, check-the-burners level attention
  8. Storytelling
    Inability to process reality
  9. Social media