THINGS I HAVE WANTED BUT DID NOT GET

  1. To be an only child
  2. Colored braces
  3. A gold medal in ice-skating at the 1998 Olympics
  4. Nick Carter
  5. A bat mitzvah
  6. A vanity license plate
  7. The face shape to pull off bangs
  8. The hair texture to pull off a bob
  9. World peace