Was gonna make this a top 10, but, you know...
  1. Jenny from the Block feat. Styles & Jadakiss
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    My personal anthem (although I think I may be living the reverse of this Horatio Alger tale...). Best lyric: "I really been on Oprah." Most deliciously forced lyric: "Put God first and can't forget to stay real/To me it's like breathing yeah"
  2. Let's Get Loud
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    De rigueur if you wanted your guests to get TURNT at your 10th birthday. Best lyric: "Let's get loud." Most deliciously forced lyric: "Life is meant to be big fun/You're not hurting anyone/Nobody loses"
  3. I'm Real feat. Ja Rule
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    Ja Rule makes any song better. @Nicholas knows. Best lyric: "My appetite for lovin/ Is now my hunger pain." Most deliciously forced lyric: "I'm nasty, heh, you know me."
  4. Waiting for Tonight
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    Make you wanna put on your chocolate brown halter top and booty shorts and hit the Miami club scene of the late 90s. Best lyric: "It's perfect, it's passion, it's setting me free." Most deliciously forced lyric: "Gone are the days when the sun used to set/ On my empty heart, all alone in my bed."
  5. Love Don't Cost a Thing
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    The song that brought J Lo and Cris Judd together, for which we must always be grateful. Best lyric: "If I wanna floss I got my own." Most deliciously forced lyric: "Take the keys here to my heart/Then you can win my heart and get what's in my heart."
  6. Ain't It Funny feat. Ja Rule
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    Another fierce Ja and J duet. Otherwise known as the song where Ja mentions Lee Harvey Oswald. Best lyric: "You should have never played the games you played/Now I'm seeing that you're kind of lame." Most deliciously forced lyric: "It. Must. Be the ASS. that got me like damn/If it get any fatter/Man the Rule gonna have to get at her."
  7. If You Had My Love
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    Her debut! Best lyric: "I refuse to let you play me for a fool." Most deliciously forced lyric: "But if you want me/You have to be fulfilling all my dreams/If you really want me babe."
  8. All I Have feat. LL Cool J
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    A smooth, soft, depressing jam for the wintry months. Nothing is better than J Lo's fur looks in this video and totally impractical timberland-inspired heeled boots. Best lyric: "You love me, I'm like your homey." Most deliciously forced lyric: THE WHOLE SONG e.g. "The way you used to giggle right before I put it down/It's better when you angry, come here, I'll prove it now, come here."