Was gonna make this a top 10, but, you know...
  1. 1.
    Jenny from the Block feat. Styles & Jadakiss
    My personal anthem (although I think I may be living the reverse of this Horatio Alger tale...). Best lyric: "I really been on Oprah." Most deliciously forced lyric: "Put God first and can't forget to stay real/To me it's like breathing yeah"
  2. 2.
    Let's Get Loud
    De rigueur if you wanted your guests to get TURNT at your 10th birthday. Best lyric: "Let's get loud." Most deliciously forced lyric: "Life is meant to be big fun/You're not hurting anyone/Nobody loses"
  3. 3.
    I'm Real feat. Ja Rule
    Ja Rule makes any song better. @Nicholas knows. Best lyric: "My appetite for lovin/ Is now my hunger pain." Most deliciously forced lyric: "I'm nasty, heh, you know me."
  4. 4.
    Waiting for Tonight
    Make you wanna put on your chocolate brown halter top and booty shorts and hit the Miami club scene of the late 90s. Best lyric: "It's perfect, it's passion, it's setting me free." Most deliciously forced lyric: "Gone are the days when the sun used to set/ On my empty heart, all alone in my bed."
  5. 5.
    Love Don't Cost a Thing
    The song that brought J Lo and Cris Judd together, for which we must always be grateful. Best lyric: "If I wanna floss I got my own." Most deliciously forced lyric: "Take the keys here to my heart/Then you can win my heart and get what's in my heart."
  6. 6.
    Ain't It Funny feat. Ja Rule
    Another fierce Ja and J duet. Otherwise known as the song where Ja mentions Lee Harvey Oswald. Best lyric: "You should have never played the games you played/Now I'm seeing that you're kind of lame." Most deliciously forced lyric: "It. Must. Be the ASS. that got me like damn/If it get any fatter/Man the Rule gonna have to get at her."
  7. 7.
    If You Had My Love
    Her debut! Best lyric: "I refuse to let you play me for a fool." Most deliciously forced lyric: "But if you want me/You have to be fulfilling all my dreams/If you really want me babe."
  8. 8.
    All I Have feat. LL Cool J
    A smooth, soft, depressing jam for the wintry months. Nothing is better than J Lo's fur looks in this video and totally impractical timberland-inspired heeled boots. Best lyric: "You love me, I'm like your homey." Most deliciously forced lyric: THE WHOLE SONG e.g. "The way you used to giggle right before I put it down/It's better when you angry, come here, I'll prove it now, come here."