Inspired by @Voxdotcom
  1. The Asian markets are in turmoil, but Tracy's here
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  2. He's not an expert but he has a strong opinion
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  3. The crash will have a global ripple effect. Manhattan, in particular, will be hit hard. New York as we know it will no longer exist
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    It will regress to the days before Starbuck
  4. Wall Street will crash, and it'll be the 70s all over again
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    People will get mean. The streets won't be safe.
  5. It'll be graffiti everywhere
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  6. Movies will cost less than a Starbuck
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  7. So what you need to do is take a deep breath, calm down, and start preparing your bodies for the Thunderdome.
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  8. Panic.
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  9. Withdraw all your money and hide it, wherever you can
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  10. Again, panic.
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  11. Cause the Disneyfication of New York is over
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  12. At the stroke of midnight, your carriage is going to turn back into a pumpkin.
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  13. Srsly panic
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