WHAT I DO AS SOON AS I SIT AT MY DESK (THAT ISN'T IN ANY WAY CONNECTED TO WORK)
I don't know how I'm employed either, sometimes.
- •Read the SkimmBest way to know what's going on in the Universe IMO
- •Read my horoscopeDaily, weekly, then monthly, and every other day I'll re-check my yearly.
- •Read my enemy's horoscopeJust to keep tabs.
- •Check cracked.comThey have lists too. Lists are great. Lists lists lists.
- •Check all social mediaI don't know what I'm checking or what I'm looking for but I need to check and I need to look. For at least 30 minutes.
- •Gchat with BFFBecause she needs to know how my stomach is feeling and I need to know what color she painted her guest bathroom.
- •Stare at object on deskJust to process all that I virtually went through and rest my eyes from computer screen and figure out lunch.