WHY I WATCH JEOPARDY

  1. To shout answers (er, questions?) at the screen
    Obvi
  2. To feel less awkward about myself by watching how awkward the contestants are
    Props to Alex for talking them through the anecdotes after commercial break
  3. The puns in the category titles
  4. To trick my dad into thinking I'm smart when he texts me those same Jeopardy questions later
    He texts me the ones that remind him of me. So cute
  5. To trick myself into thinking I'm smart by dominating during Kid's Week
  6. For those moments when Jeopardy tries way to hard to be relevant
    "Who is Fetty Wap?"
  7. For Matt Jackson
    And his awe-inspiring dominance
    Suggested by   @TheSteve