HOW I FEEL AFTER A LONG NAP

The inevitable thoughts, feelings + questions I have after taking a long nap.
  1. Am I still asleep?
  2. What is life?
  3. I feel like a zombie.
  4. Was it even worth it?
  5. My life is nothing without afternoon naps.
  6. How much of the podcast did I miss?
  7. This is better than coffee.
  8. Naps = the only way I can be a functioning adult.