THOUGHTS WHILE RIDING A TRAIN THAT SMELLS LIKE A PUBLIC TOILET

Today's train ride was all kinds of gross.
  1. Gross, now I can't eat my breakfast on the train.
  2. Do you think people will mind if I spray my deodorant to try and mask the smell?
  3. Oh no, now I'll always associate my deodorant with this rank smell.
  4. I don't want my bag to touch the floor.
    It's basically lava now.
  5. Why is one lady shouting at people to open the windows? We can all smell it and have opened them as wide as we can.
  6. Someone is eating something oniony and it is masking the smell but that may be even more disgusting.
  7. How many more stops until I can get off?
  8. FREEDOM!