THINGS THAT ARE HOT
An irreverent list of hotness
- •Improvised public speaking you are ill-prepared forDon't even pretend to be looking thought your notes
- •A fart caught in a mittenThe smaller the mitten, the hotter the fart.
- •CalamariDon't put that shit in your mouth straight away. You need to wait
- •Mouth ulcersBecause they burn
- •The number after 68Needs no embellishments
- •BeaversHardworking AF! Enough said.
- •That dude on the train reading bell hooksNeeds no elaboration.
- •Ordering yourself a plate of nachos. Not sharing said nachos.
- •Taking off your bra after a long day.Bonus points if you pull that Houdini shit and pull it out through your sleeve. Slick AF.
- •That girl reading bell hooks
- •MIni Breakfast pastriesGo ahead. Have more than 1.
- •Slipping an earring into a piercing after a long hiatusIt may hurt. You may/may not be fascinated by what comes out.
- •Loving the shit out of your parentsThey're getting older and prolly wear ugly shoes. But they're right: you should be thinking of long term finances eating more vegetables.
- •Getting back into warm slippersBonus points if this happens after you decide you don't actually want to leave the house.
- •PuzzlesThe only time in life shit fits perfectly into place.