Things I didn't know about .... having a Pet Cat

  1. Your cat will hate every toy you buy except for ONE, which you will later discover has been discontinued after hours of searching Amazon for "green ribbon wand with bell."
  2. Once your cat figures out how to open doors (he/she will - it is inevitable) you will never go pee alone again.
  3. A love cuddle can turn deadly on a dime. Best to keep those claws trimmed!
  4. You will feel like you may never buy a new couch again
  5. You will wonder often if your cat loves or hates you. You will never know the answer for sure but will lean towards love.
  6. You won't be able to imagine life without your cat - you love him! (Or her)
  7. "No" in English means "Sure go for it!" in cat