in no particular order.
  1. "It's called a Complasult. Part compliment, part insult. He invented them. I coined the term. See what I just did there? That was an explainabrag." -Britta
  2. "To me, religion is like Paul Rudd. I see the appeal and I would never take it away from anyone, but I would also never stand in line for it" -Jeff
  3. "Me and Abed have an agreement. If one of us dies, we stage it to look like a suicide caused by the unjust cancellation of Firefly. We're gonna get that show back on the air buddy!" -Troy
  4. "If I wanted to run a monkey hotel I'd install a banana buffet. I'd use vines as elevators, and I'd put tail holes in the bathrobes and I'd lower all the shower knobs" -Dean Pelton
  5. "I wish this hoodie was a time hoodie" -Dean Pelton
  6. "Resistance is as pointless as your degree"
  7. "I know what an anology is! It’s like a thought with another thought’s hat on" - Britta
  8. "Pierce, congratulations on meeting the minimum requirement on open mindedness" - Annie
  9. "Horoscopes are the devil trying to trick us" - Shirley
  10. "A passing grade, like a C? Why don't I just get pregnant on a bus station? - Annie
  11. "Winger's critics suggest he merely improvised hot-button patriotic dogma in a Ferris Bueller-ian attempt to delay schoolwork" -Narrator
  12. "The Changlorious Basterds have turned the war into a chaotic sea of high-thread-count terror" -Narrator
  13. "Well, that's it. I just heard from the Guinness rep. He's not coming. He's been fired, in what he described as the world's biggest mistake."
    - Dean Pelton on the Representative of the Guinness book of records
  14. "...I’m more turned on by women in pajamas than lingerie — I just want them to feel comfortable. I didn’t get Inception, I didn’t get Inception… So many layers!" -Abed as Troy