FAVORITE COMMUNITY QUOTES
in no particular order.
- •"It's called a Complasult. Part compliment, part insult. He invented them. I coined the term. See what I just did there? That was an explainabrag." -Britta
- •"To me, religion is like Paul Rudd. I see the appeal and I would never take it away from anyone, but I would also never stand in line for it" -Jeff
- •"Me and Abed have an agreement. If one of us dies, we stage it to look like a suicide caused by the unjust cancellation of Firefly. We're gonna get that show back on the air buddy!" -Troy
- •"If I wanted to run a monkey hotel I'd install a banana buffet. I'd use vines as elevators, and I'd put tail holes in the bathrobes and I'd lower all the shower knobs" -Dean Pelton
- •"I wish this hoodie was a time hoodie" -Dean Pelton
- •"Resistance is as pointless as your degree"
- •"I know what an anology is! It’s like a thought with another thought’s hat on" - Britta
- •"Pierce, congratulations on meeting the minimum requirement on open mindedness" - Annie
- •"Horoscopes are the devil trying to trick us" - Shirley
- •"A passing grade, like a C? Why don't I just get pregnant on a bus station? - Annie
- •"Winger's critics suggest he merely improvised hot-button patriotic dogma in a Ferris Bueller-ian attempt to delay schoolwork" -Narrator
- •"The Changlorious Basterds have turned the war into a chaotic sea of high-thread-count terror" -Narrator
- •"Well, that's it. I just heard from the Guinness rep. He's not coming. He's been fired, in what he described as the world's biggest mistake."- Dean Pelton on the Representative of the Guinness book of records
- •"...I’m more turned on by women in pajamas than lingerie — I just want them to feel comfortable. I didn’t get Inception, I didn’t get Inception… So many layers!" -Abed as Troy