Things that piss an insomniac off

Or at least this insomniac.
  1. Birds
    Why do they start chirping at 4 am?
  2. "Have you tried meditating"
  3. Birds
    A constant reminder that basically the night is gone already
  4. "Just exercise more and go to bed earlier"
  5. Birds
    You might as well get up now
  6. Alarm clocks
  7. Birds
    If you stay in bed, while birds are chirping, you are a slob
  8. "You look like you didn't get much sleep-did you go out last night?"
  9. "You look tired"