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I have imaginative friends
- •"All you do is take people's love and organically juice it!"Said over text
- •"If someone broke into our apartment, you wouldn't help at all, you would just play dead"Said by my roommate (she's right, when I fear, I freeze)
- •"If I had to use a word to describe you...it would be mystical"
Just some things the men in my family feel the need to express over text
- •Teasing me about aspartame. (One of the many chemicals I refuse to put in my body, ex: Diet Coke, gum, anything with artificial sweeteners like Splenda)
- •My dads idea of a good time
- •My brothers insane fear of killer whales