Texts From My Brother and Dad

Just some things the men in my family feel the need to express over text
  1. Teasing me about aspartame. (One of the many chemicals I refuse to put in my body, ex: Diet Coke, gum, anything with artificial sweeteners like Splenda)
  2. My dads idea of a good time
  3. My brothers insane fear of killer whales
  4. Part 2
  5. This is my adopted brother, Mack, yes, he is black
  6. I don't even want to know what it said
  7. My dad always says "hi" or "hello" then never responds again
  8. The last I heard from my dad he was in the British Virgin Islands, then I receive this
  9. My brother still has resentment from being forced to eat vegetables as a child