1. Hey, man.
  2. Oh shit, David! what's up, buddy?
  3. I actually wanted to talk to you about something.
  4. Yeah sure, what's going on?
  5. You know how we went to Disneyland together last week?
  6. Yeah. I mean of course. Don't you?
  7. Well here's the thing . . . That wasn't really me.
  8. Sorry?
  9. You didn't go to Disneyland with me. That was my clone Jared.
  10. Jared?
  11. Yeah Jared.
  12. Why would your clone have a different name than you?
  13. I don't know. My parents are just weird I guess.