1. Hey you wanna play basketball?
  2. Sure. Why?
  3. ...it's basketball, man.
  4. Yeah no I understand that, we've just never played basketball before.
  5. We've definitely played basketball before.
  6. See . . . We really haven't played basketball before.
  7. What! Dude you were tearin' up the court last week!
  8. What court?! There was no court!
  9. Oh my god. I know what this is all about.
  10. What?
  11. You're lashing out at me because I fucked your wife.
  12. Excuse me?
  13. We need to talk.