MY FIRST MEMORIES

  1. Being born
  2. When my lungs were no longer filled with water and that water was replaced by oxygen
  3. When that lunatic cut my umbilical cord
  4. Trying to figure out how my arms go
    Still working on this one tbh
  5. Learning behavior through nature and nurture
  6. My dad hauling bags of bloody meat through the house
  7. Learning to ride a bike
  8. Being sexually confused at the sight of big bird