1. Don't: death
  2. Do: getting old being old
  3. Don't: the present
  4. Do: the past and future
  5. Don't: what James Franco is up to
  6. Do: what Shia LaBeouf is up to
  7. Don't: things I should do
  8. Do: things I should've done
  9. Don't: what's in fireball whiskey
  10. Do: becoming an interior designer for spaceships
  11. Don't: how fireball will make me feel the next day