THOUGHTS I HAD WHILE WATCHING THE FINEST HOURS

  1. This is a Disney film?
  2. So that means it will have a good ending. Good!
  3. Okay, aside from the poster I haven't seen anything about this movie.
  4. Gaaah this is boring
  5. Girl, he said he was coast guard
  6. Well why are you asking him to marry you, you know he's not sure
  7. I can't understand what everyone's saying here
  8. I can't understand you Casey Affleck
  9. Okay, Casey Affleck looks like Ben Affleck
  10. Is that Christopher Meloni?
  11. No, it's Ben Foster.
  12. Why is Ben Foster fat?
  13. Anyways, JOHN MAGARO!
  14. I have a crush on John Magaro since I saw him a while back in The Big Short
  15. ERIC BANA!
  16. They really got wet out there
  17. Wow Casey Affleck is the man!
  18. Captain Kirk. Unavoidable
  19. All Ben Foster did was look seriously at Chris Pine
  20. Okay Chris Pine is so brave, I am not.
  21. Baelfire is in here.
  22. I know they will be saved because this is a Disney movie
  23. NO DONT GO OUT THERE CHRIS PINE
  24. Of course he did
  25. OKAY. That was scary
  26. Repeat until fade
  27. Okay I didn't know that the honor is given by letting someone alight the sinking vote last
  28. Just minutes after leaving, the boat sinks
  29. Whoa
  30. Okay because this is Disney, LOVE will save them all
  31. AND I AM FUCKING RIGHT
  32. I am so irritated by the girl here
  33. Gaaaahhhh
  34. Okay that had cool storm scenes
  35. The end