Pretty obvious really but I'll spell it out...
  1. This is how my brain works. Exactly how.
  2. I write at least 3 lists a day. No one is ever interested in my lists. Now they will be forced to be interested if they want to use the modern day social media 'like' acknowledgement which seems generally accepted as the equivalent to calling me up every so often to confirm our long standing friendship.
  3. I need somewhere to store my lists. The notes app on my iPhone is too temporary. These gems deserve some commitment.
  4. Should I have a terrible accident I will not need to waste valuable time in the rehabilitation process to remember my top 10 sharks.
  5. I don't like paragraphs.