RULES FOR COHABITING

After 6 years together Mr. Me moved in officially today. Obviously I have made some rules.
  1. Cleanliness
    Black sports sock fluff is NOT allowed on the cream carpet. Wear slippers at all times.
  2. Money
    If I empty your pockets to wash your trousers for you and I find money it automatically becomes mine. Thanks.
  3. Bins
    Bins are a mans job. They are dirty and smell.
  4. Sleeping
    Do NOT wake me up when you go to the gym at 6am. I do not want to go and my final 10 minutes in bed is extremely important to me.
  5. Show cushions.
    Some cushions are for use. Some are for show. Learn the difference.