RULES FOR COHABITING
After 6 years together Mr. Me moved in officially today. Obviously I have made some rules.
- •CleanlinessBlack sports sock fluff is NOT allowed on the cream carpet. Wear slippers at all times.
- •MoneyIf I empty your pockets to wash your trousers for you and I find money it automatically becomes mine. Thanks.
- •BinsBins are a mans job. They are dirty and smell.
- •SleepingDo NOT wake me up when you go to the gym at 6am. I do not want to go and my final 10 minutes in bed is extremely important to me.
- •Show cushions.Some cushions are for use. Some are for show. Learn the difference.