SOUVENIRS FROM HAWAII

  1. 12 bug bites
    I'm talking large, scary, maybe I should amputate my leg type bug bites.
  2. 3 new bottles of sunscreen
    All spray bottles
  3. 2 unexplained sunburned stripes across my ass
    Yeah... I don't really know.
  4. 1 large black umbrella
    Thanks hurricane Hilda