1. I mostly use Google's incognito mode for spellchecking.
  2. I'm going to be playing Edward Wine-hands this Friday.
  3. Some small part of me is weirdly/legitimately attracted to John Cena.
  4. Wine came out of my nose while laughing, very recently.
  5. I also uncontrollably snort-laughed twice today.
  6. I still haven't seen the finale of Bachelor in Paradise, and I'm sad about not having seen it.
  7. I eat plain spinach leaves, straight out of the plastic tub, often.