THOUGHTS DURING EDWARD WINE-HANDS
7 girls, 12 bottles of wine. We all make mistakes.
- •Pink or white?Easy. One of each.
- •This is going really well.The seven of us circle up, clinking and swigging from our bottles.
- •Wine bottles shouldn't be made of glass.They are large and breakable, and I am very clumsy.
- •I can't feel my thumbs.Be careful with tape...
- •I love everyone sooo much!!
- •I wonder how my liver's doing.
- •I'm stopping because I'm responsible.At this point, I was already 1 1/2 bottles in.
- •All of the hair has been ripped off of the back of my hand.Can I count this as a free waxing?
- •We should all do this again soon!No. We probably shouldn't.