WEIRD THINGS ABOUT BEING HOME FOR SUMMER

I go to college in Boston, but spend my summers with my parents in California. These are some things that I've noticed.
  1. Monthly issues of Teen Vogue are still being delivered under my name.
    I've tried canceling this in the past. My mom insists on piling them all in my room until I return from school.
  2. I watch reality tv now.
    The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, everything on Food Network, tattoo competition shows, etc. I wasn't like this two months ago.
  3. My pets are indifferent about my presence.
    They passive aggressively ignore me because I've left them for school.