EVIDENCE THAT AMAL CLOONEY AND CARMEN SANDIEGO ARE THE SAME WOMAN

cos-play long con or coincide? you decide:
  1. Both are based in London.
  2. Career highlight? International crime.
  3. DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT HAT!
  4. Both went to private girls' grammar schools
    Carmen at Golden Gate Girl's School in San Francisco, and Amal at Dr Challoner's High School in London
  5. Both *love* a trenchcoat.
  6. Both make people lose their minds when they appear in town.
  7. Both are experts in global law.
  8. Both have incomprehensibly beautiful dark wavy hair.
  9. No one knows where the fuck each one usually is.
    Probably Lake Como?
  10. I'm not 100% convinced either one is real!