FAVORITE CONSPIRACY THEORIES
this was requested of me, and hey, I gotta keep the people happy. I perform this list as a one-woman show whenever drunk, all you gotta do is ask.
- •Beyonce and Solange are not sisters. Beyonce is her mother, and gave birth to her at the age of 14.It's feasible if you believe number 2.
- •Beyonce is much, much older than she claims to be.She's 33. Gabrielle Union has mentioned they have been friends since they were teenagers. But...Gabrielle is 42. HMM.
- •Beyonce was never really pregnant.Google the stomach-folding video. It's crazy.
- •Badichi Custom Belts in NYC is a drug front.How are this many people buying custom belts?! Not a celebrity rumor BUT STILL.
- •January Jones' baby daddy may in fact be Bobby Flay.Why was he the first person she called when she got into a car accident?
- •Taylor Swift is actually in her late twenties, and the age songs are a deflection.everything about her reads 27 or 28, and I'm not the first to think so