MY BOYFRIEND'S RESPONSES TO "DOES THIS OUTFIT LOOK OK?"
This is verbatim. I've never heard someone deflect from the truth this poorly, this often and I binge-watched Breaking Bad.
- •What are you...Here we go!
- •Oh, that's what you're wearing.No question mark.
- •That's the whole thing?DAD I PROMISE ALL THE KIDS ARE WEARING THIS
- •I mean, if you like it.Confidence booster!
- •It just looks like...*holding*
- •You kind of look like a pirate?I had one shoe on. (I was going to put the other on, too, obviously.)
- •I don't know.Yes, we've deduced that.
- •Do what you want.WOW.
- •(So I did)Totally normal outfit, right? (not my baby carrier)