REASONS I AM, DUH, VOTING FOR HILLARY

who wants to volunteer with me?
  1. She's a woman.
    You know who I trust with fixing the wage bullshit? A WOMAN.
  2. All of her political stances.
    Just get that one outta the way
  3. BILL WILL HAVE TO PICK OUT THE CHINA
    women everywhere, winning for eight straight years
  4. Her world got turned upside down on a global scale and she remained classy as fuck throughout
    SO classy!
  5. The increased possibility of Amy Poehler dropping in on SNL for the next decade
    Reason enough, frankly
  6. She's the perfect type of businesswoman role model
    Powerful, in charge and won't take your bullshit, but is still deep and interesting and personable
  7. Her number one confidante throughout it all will be one of America's favorite presidents
    DREAM TEAM
  8. That for the first time ever, I trust someone in the political sphere and I am actually excited to vote this far in advance
    🎉 HILLARY FOREVER🎉