SURPRISING THEME MUSIC OPTIONS ON THE SONG LIST FOR THE ORCHESTRAL QUARTET PLAYING AT MY WEDDING

People can't actually be walking down the aisle to this stuff...right? Please?
  1. "Game of Thrones" Theme
    NOT OVERLY TENSE AT ALL OR ANYTHING
  2. "Raiders of the Lost Arc" Theme
  3. "Sex and the City" Theme
    It's not TV, it's your husband BEING INSANE FOR NOT SAYING NO TO THIS
  4. "The Notebook" Theme
    Is it just the sound of a woman screaming "I Love You!" In the rain? No? Missed opportunity.
  5. "Shawshank Redemption" Theme
    Because marriage is like jail for your heart?
  6. "St. Elmo's Fire" Theme
  7. "Now We Are Free" from Gladiator
    You do know marriage is the opposite of freedom, right?
  8. "Terms of Endearment" Theme
  9. "The Feather Song" from Forrest Gump
    If they don't pass out boxes of chocolate while this plays, they don't deserve to be married.
  10. "The Muppet Show" Theme
    CONFESSION: This is actually the only song I approved. Deal with it, mom!