ACTIVITIES I WANT TO DO WITH JOE BIDEN

In a perfect world, Joe and I would be really great friends. Here's how we might spend a weekend.
  1. Eat donuts
    Our friendship would begin as we both reach for the same marble frosted donut. Laughing, he'll insist I take it. I cut it in half and thus our bond is born.
  2. Nature hike
    Not a long one, just enough to snap a great pic of Joe and I looking like serious hikers.
  3. Shopping
    I feel like Joe knows where to hit up some great deals. Also he's got killer fashion taste
  4. Charity work
    Perhaps spoon feeding orphans
  5. Drinks with Jill
    She definitely makes a bangin Tequila Sunrise
  6. Gentle evening yoga
    How every great day with Joe Biden ends.