SELFIES EXPLAINED

  1. Just took this one after a great poop at therapist
  2. Couldn't get out of bed!
  3. A fun surprise for friends
  4. Wanted to send a photo of myself to friends in the room with me
  5. Preparing for an evening of debauchery
  6. I don't remember taking this.
  7. I REALLY LIKE THIS SELFIE! I look fine
  8. Just naked.
  9. Surveying damage from cat scratch
  10. Self explanatorh
  11. Showing off my sweat in the elevator
  12. Eating ice cream