THINGS I HAVE DONE IN THE PAST TWO DAYS

  1. Learned Cuban dance
  2. Broke a wine glass
  3. Hit on a 17 year old German boy
    Not used to not being 17
  4. Gone to chiropractor
  5. Slipped down a hill
    Sneakers + wet concrete = my broken body
  6. Got cast in Vancouver fashion week
    What a fluke! Apparently it was very competitive.
  7. Turned down Vancouver fashion week
    For finals because school matters
  8. Tried to go to my dog walking job orientation
    Got forgotten about and cried in my car
  9. Ate breakfast alone and read a book at 3 pm
  10. Ate pasta noodles with a small amount of butter and nothing else