THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A REAL ADULT

Not a 21 year old quasi child
  1. Paying rent
    Thinking about it before it's due.
  2. Scheduling new appointments
    Going to a new doctor and taking the initiative upon myself to help myself
  3. Walking out of tall business buildings onto city streets
  4. Waking up early
    Too bad this has never ever happened ever
  5. Meeting for a drink
    This actually hasn't happened yet but I know I will feel great when it does
  6. Emailing
  7. Drinking a glass of wine. Only one.
  8. Using a thermos for my coffee in the morning
  9. Tupperware
  10. Knowing which bus route to take without consulting Google maps
  11. Picking up a newspaper at the coffee shop
  12. Buying milk or meats