WAS JUST LABELLED "SO EAST COAST"

But I'm from California?!?! I'm not at all east coast!
  1. Wearing a Yankees hat
    My dad likes the Yankees and I like my dad. (Also a huge chunk of my family is front New York so it doesn't feel like I'm hugely cheating)
  2. Referred to the little red ticketing machine as "like the thing at the deli"
    Tbh they had one of these at the bougie deli at the grocery store my mom shopped at in Newport.