5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM

I'm not a fan of templates, but this one appeals to me.
  1. This is my grandmother serving bachelorette party realness the night before her wedding.
  2. This is my friend Cole possibly picking his nose on the Brooklyn Bridge.
  3. Everything is fancy on the Upper West Side. Including poop.
  4. This is me. I'm about to knock over a tower of PBR cans.
  5. I miss my old cat. She knew how to hang.