5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM
I'm not a fan of templates, but this one appeals to me.
- •This is my grandmother serving bachelorette party realness the night before her wedding.
- •This is my friend Cole possibly picking his nose on the Brooklyn Bridge.
- •Everything is fancy on the Upper West Side. Including poop.
- •This is me. I'm about to knock over a tower of PBR cans.
- •I miss my old cat. She knew how to hang.