THINGS ADELE'S EX IN THE HELLO VIDEO MIGHT BE SAYING, BUT WE HAVE NO IDEA BECAUSE WE CAN'T HEAR HIM

  1. 1.
    "You used to call me on my flip phone"
  2. 2.
    "You used to call me on my spiral cord phone"
  3. 3.
    "You used to call me on that pay phone in the middle of the woods covered in vines"
    "I don't really know why you thought you could reach me there as I'm not a troll who lives in the woods and phone booths are pretty antiquated, but hey. I guess I'm just glad you weren't hitting up my fax machine."