THINGS I HAVE DONE FOR MONEY WHILE UNEMPLOYED
- •Auditioned to be an extra on GothamI auditioned for Gotham a couple weeks ago and "got the part," but the casting agency never emailed me the details for the shoot. So technically I didn't really get the part or make money from this, but the casting director said I had "promise" and "talent" for some unknown reason. He had a picture of himself and 1980s Tom Cruise on his desk, so this really means something, you guys.
- •Been a studio audience memberI was a studio audience member on Crazy Talk last week, which is a really, really awful new show filmed in the same studio as Jerry Springer and Maury. You know a show is bad when they pay 22 year-old non-actors $75 in American Express Gift Cards to sit and pretend like it's entertaining.
- •(THANKS CRAIGSLIST)