When oil pulling with no access to coconut oil, please substitute with

10x more effective than Listerine™!!!! (Please consult your doctor if you have a pre-existing medical condition)
  1. Fruit Punch Kool-aid
  2. Leftover cereal milk
  3. Kahlua
  4. Unfiltered tap water
  5. Dunkin' Donuts iced coffee
    That you left in the car overnight.
  6. A neighbor's garden hose
  7. Slimquick
  8. Orange gatorade
  9. A glass of Juicy Juice with pop rocks in it
    100% juice. And pop rocks.
  10. Heinz ketchup
  11. Fish oil
  12. An almost empty Capri-Sun