No spoilers, just wishes.
  1. Witch lady brings John Snow back to life but he comes back "wrong" a la Pet Semetary.
  2. Brienne of Tarth has at least one good day.
    It's hard out there for a lady knight sworn to protect the Stark daughters who want nothing to do with her.
  3. Sansa Stark has at least one happy minute.
    When you find yourself jumping off a tower with a eunuch, you are not living your best life.
  4. Ramsey Bolton gets flayed.
    It has to be coming, right? RIGHT?
  5. Rape count of zero
    Not to be flip, but I'm totally over all the rape. Like seriously writers, stop using rape (or the witnessing of rape) as your hero's trial of choice. It's gross and it's lazy.
  6. No child murders
    Shireen was so nice, teaching old fingerless to read and everything. She super didn't deserve to get burned up.
  7. Arya Stark gets out of that gloomy death cult and has some more adventures.
    Maybe she can meet up with that bastard Baratheon son - is he still on that rowboat from 2 seasons ago?