I DECIDED TO GO TO TARGET
- •I was on my last roll of toilet paper.
- •I figured Monday afternoon would be less crazy than going on the weekend.
- •I forgot that all the kids in Los Angeles were out of school...
- •...and any aisle that wasn't covered in stir crazy kids had befuddled middle-aged men wandering around, looking for presents for their wives.
- •$100 poorer, I lived to tell the tale. Barely.