STORAGE WARS CAST RANKED
In honor of new episode tonight.
- 1.Jarrod & BrandiBrandi does not put up with Jarrod's crap and he seems to realize that that is a good thing.
- 2.BarryWhen Barry and his mom are on, it's gold.
- 3.Laura & DanAs the auctioneers, they have to put up with all these yahoos
- 4.Darryl & BrandonDarryl's malapropisms are legion. He's kind of a shitty to Brandon, though.
- 5.Rene & CaseyRene is weird. Casey giggles a lot.
- 6.IvyIvy says some very off-putting stuff about women.
- 7.Dave HesterDave is so obnoxious that he was banned from the show for a while. He is THE WORST.
- 8.I'm not ranking Mary because she's a transplant from the Texas show. I loved the Texas cast and seeing her makes me miss that show. Also, she's a weirdo.