STORAGE WARS CAST RANKED

In honor of new episode tonight.
  1. 1.
    Jarrod & Brandi
    Brandi does not put up with Jarrod's crap and he seems to realize that that is a good thing.
  2. 2.
    Barry
    When Barry and his mom are on, it's gold.
  3. 3.
    Laura & Dan
    As the auctioneers, they have to put up with all these yahoos
  4. 4.
    Darryl & Brandon
    Darryl's malapropisms are legion. He's kind of a shitty to Brandon, though.
  5. 5.
    Rene & Casey
    Rene is weird. Casey giggles a lot.
  6. 6.
    Ivy
    Ivy says some very off-putting stuff about women.
  7. 7.
    Dave Hester
    Dave is so obnoxious that he was banned from the show for a while. He is THE WORST.
  8. 8.
    I'm not ranking Mary because she's a transplant from the Texas show. I loved the Texas cast and seeing her makes me miss that show. Also, she's a weirdo.