Things That Happened When I Turned 30 (in Chronological Order)
- •My friend played fetty wap from my computerHe was way too turnt
- •I partied till 1230am 🎉
- •I was super happy and content and then I cried.Hormones, maybe.
- •For the following two weeks I asked everyone what they were doing when they were 30And I learned that it doesn't really matter what anyone else was doing, everyone is on their own path.
- •I became excited for the next ten years because the last ten were so freakin awesome.
- •I went to Europe for the first time and ate lots of cheese and bread, and cheese, and cheese
- •Talked a lot about pooping patterns with my girlfriends
- •I flexed my biceps