I WON'T DATE YOU IF...
- •You're an actor"Don't date actors." -Actors
- •You like to sing and danceIt's my thing 🙃
- •You order cotton candy ice creamThat's cute....not
- •You can fit into my jeansBoyfriend jeans are a style for girls. Let's keep it that way.
- •You don't get along with RobbieSomethings wrong with you
- •You order a martini as your drink of choiceAm I allowed to take away your "'man" card?
- •You write me a love songAdele's got it covered
- •You don't have a drawer dedicated to sweatpants and hoodiesBecause I feel like you should