1. You're an actor
    "Don't date actors." -Actors
  2. You like to sing and dance
    It's my thing 🙃
  3. You order cotton candy ice cream
    That's cute....not
  4. You can fit into my jeans
    Boyfriend jeans are a style for girls. Let's keep it that way.
  5. You don't get along with Robbie
    Somethings wrong with you
  6. You order a martini as your drink of choice
    Am I allowed to take away your "'man" card?
  7. You write me a love song
    Adele's got it covered
  8. You don't have a drawer dedicated to sweatpants and hoodies
    Because I feel like you should