THINGS I'VE GOTTEN ON DATES
Dating in your 20's- a memoir
- •A play by play of your high school athletic career
- •A convo of all the Tinder dates you've been on
- •3 slices of chocolate cake to go from the Cheesecake FactoryIt's a shame there wasn't a connection...
- •Oysters to goYou can't take oysters to go bro...
- •A picture of us by a photographerWas I supposed to frame this? #confused
- •The surprise of not knowing it was a dateWait, I thought you were asking me as a friend?! Sadly, this has happened more than once.