THINGS I'VE GOTTEN ON DATES

Dating in your 20's- a memoir
  1. A play by play of your high school athletic career
  2. A convo of all the Tinder dates you've been on
  3. 3 slices of chocolate cake to go from the Cheesecake Factory
    It's a shame there wasn't a connection...
  4. Oysters to go
    You can't take oysters to go bro...
  5. A picture of us by a photographer
    Was I supposed to frame this? #confused
  6. The surprise of not knowing it was a date
    Wait, I thought you were asking me as a friend?! Sadly, this has happened more than once.