1. I do not like the music of Bruce Springsteen.
  2. I also am not a fan of the Rolling Stones.
  3. Confederacy of Dunces was unreadable and I threw the book in the trash after bearing through 8 pages so no one else had to suffer being on he receiving end of that copy of the book.
  4. Ditto Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.
  5. No one over the age of 12 should dress up for Halloween.
  6. You are not doing your kid any favors by going to every fucking game, concert, class party, or talent show. Give yourself a break and a night off to yourself or for yourselves as a couple.
  7. You cannot stop giving blowjobs once you become a mom.
  8. The Princess Bride is not funny.
  9. The Beatles? Meh.