OPINIONS OF MINE THAT ARE REALLY UNPOPULAR WITH MY FRIENDS
- •I do not like the music of Bruce Springsteen.
- •I also am not a fan of the Rolling Stones.
- •Confederacy of Dunces was unreadable and I threw the book in the trash after bearing through 8 pages so no one else had to suffer being on he receiving end of that copy of the book.
- •Ditto Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.
- •No one over the age of 12 should dress up for Halloween.
- •You are not doing your kid any favors by going to every fucking game, concert, class party, or talent show. Give yourself a break and a night off to yourself or for yourselves as a couple.
- •You cannot stop giving blowjobs once you become a mom.
- •The Princess Bride is not funny.
- •The Beatles? Meh.