Things I'm Really Good at, but Probably Shouldn't Be
- •Background SearchesAmateurs might call this Facebook stalking, I'm not an amateur.
- •Rapping Aaron CarterI can rap Aaron's Party like nobody's business
- •Eating Pizza18 inch diameter? Bring it on.
- •The "Prom Dance"This move is really more of a line dance and inappropriately embarrassing at the majority of social gatherings.
- •Concealing drunknessThis one becomes problematic when one minute your friends think you're still sober and the next minute you're doing the prom dance
- •Awkward SilencesThese really don't bother me, should I be concerned?
- •Buying thingsThe term "buyers regret" has no place in my vocabulary.
- •Planning Imaginary FuturesAs in I just planned my wedding to that cute guy that walked by and have prepared names for our 3 kids.... 2 boys, 1 girl.